peter warmer

Peter warmer.
A little thing we like to call a warmer for your penis!
In the winter times your penis can get very cold n shivel up like a pigs tail.so a peter warmer is the way to go.

Andy: omg bro it's so cold here do you have a spare peter warmer?

Dave : dude you should come prepared but lucky I'm wearing two and u can have one of mine ...

by Natieboi January 28, 2014

peter milker

A dick sucker. Often found in the workplace milking Peters for personal gain.

Have you met that guy Garland in the QA department? He's the epitome of a Peter milker

by Mar-a-Lago October 09, 2018

Peter colantuono

A fat redneck that likes to kiss his dads beard and has a sexual relationship with his daddy. And likes to anall his sister and his dogs

Peter Colantuono fat daddy yelled at peter and peter was so mad because he couldn’t have any more beard.

by Peter gay October 08, 2019

maurice peter chrupek

One very sexy induvidual; usually found in its natural habitiat wearing a suit.
Half man half genderlass goose.

OMG! Do you see that maurice peter chrupek over there, that's a really rare specimen

by Hitlerdidnothingwrong14 November 02, 2017

recruit peter

a fish in the water, very good swimmer
often mistaken for corporal edwards or lance corporal james

person 1: " wow did you see corporal edwards swim"
person 2: "that wasn't corporal edwards, that was recruit peter"

by ur.mum.bahahahhaha September 06, 2022

peter lynch

The registered son of Cian Madden

Peter Lynch is a son of the great Cian Madden

by eggmerchant May 01, 2024

Evan Peters

a god from the heavens above. He is a man that is so sexy he can make any girl melt like a ice lolly. WHY IS HE SO GORG. i couldn't explain. His sexy body features drive all women mad. He could make a homophobic white ass man gay and make him go on all fours and bark that is how delicious he is.

women: Have u seen that new sexy pic of evan peters
staright old white man: yes HE IS SOOOOOO SEXY *moans cutely*

by Evanissexy February 19, 2024