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jizz in my pants

it happens. girl walkin' down the steet. in the club. grinding. talking at the cash register. sexy breezes. grapes. you name the situation, it happens.
"i ate some grapes so i JIZZ IN MY PANTS
by branine33 December 18, 2008
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eat my pants

a term used in a romantic or threatening manner
romantic - hey honey, why don't you come over tonight and eat my pants. *wink wink*

threatening - I swear to my Jesus if you don't give me back my son i'll eat your pants.
by itsbellamyfella December 10, 2018
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jizz in my pants

An short for SNL that was created by the comedy group, The Lonely Island.

It accompanies the first single from Incredibad and centers on the fact that Andy Samberg and Jorma Taccone prematurely

ejaculate throughout the song.
"Jizz in My Pants" is epic win. I need to watch it at least once a day.
by BloodyWind December 20, 2008
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mr. grumpy pants

A moody man, who is often rude and blunt with his interactions with others. He does not mean to sound rude...but he is just too intelligent to respond to inquiries that require more than a yes or no answer. These Mr. Grumpy pants men are often well read and just need a hug. Good luck with that one! Hugs are not Mr. Grumpy Pants favorite thing to do.
The best way to respond to him is to tell him how much you love and respect him. At first, this may seem like a daunting task. You can say, "Listen Mr. Grumpy pants, i told you that i love you and i'm not taking it back!" Then, slowly turn and walk away. He may even smile at ya if you look back. Dont get your feelings hurt if he does not. After all...he is Mr. Grumpy Pants.
by Reverse Osmosis July 16, 2014
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tight white pants

referring to any fine woman who your attracted to.
Earl: hey simmioms, look at those tight white pants

simmions: yeee nice
by themaskedskeeter July 23, 2009
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pee your pants

To let go of your pee; to pee your pants. More than 50% of men find this extremely erotic when girls perform this act, but most will only admit it when they are drunk.
Gee, Titsolina, I love it when you pee your pants.
by Jamal Blakkanigga July 16, 2006
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Jizz In My Pants

Possibly the funniest music video ever spawned. If you havn't seen it, do not finish reading this; it is time to venture to youtube my friend, and witness the comedy of 'The Lonely Island'.
OOOOoooohhhh
Lock eyes from across the room
down my drink while the rhythms boom
take your hand and skip the names
no need here for the silly games
make our way through the smoke and crowd
the club is the sky and I'm on your cloud
move in close as the lasers fly
our bodies touch and the angels cry
leave this place go back to yours
our lips first touch outside your doors
a whole night what we've got in store
whisper in my ear that you want some more
and I

JIZZ IN MY PANTS
This really never happens you can take my word
I won't apologize, that's just absurd
Mainly your fault from the way that you dance
and now I
JIZZ IN MY PANTS
don't tell your friends or I'll say your a slut
plus its your fault, you were rubbing my butt
I'm very sensitive, some would say that's a plus

Now I'll go home and change

I need a few things from the grocery
do things alone now mostly
left me heart broken not lookin' for love
surprised in my eyes when I looked above
the check out counter and I saw a face
My heart stood still so did time and space
Never felt that I could feel real again
But the look in her eyes said I need a friend
She turned to me that's when she said it
Looked me dead in the face, asked "Cash or Credit?"
And I

JIZZED IN MY PANTS
It's perfectly normal, nothing wrong with me
But we're going to need a clean up on aisle 3
And now I'm posed in an awkward stance because I
JIZZED IN MY PANTS
To be fair you were flirting a lot
plus the way you bag cans got me bothered and hot
please stop acting like you're not impressed
One more thing, I'm gonna play by check

Last week - I saw a film
As I recall it was a horror film
Walked outside into the rain
Checked my phone and saw you rang and I
JIZZED IN MY PANTS

Speeding down the street when the red lights flash
need to get away need to make a dash
A song comes on that reminds me of you and I
JIZZ IN MY PANTS

The next day my alarm goes off and I
JIZZ IN MY PANTS

Open my window and a breeze rolls in and I
JIZZ IN MY PANTS

When Bruce Willis was dead at the end of sixth sense I
JIZZED IN MY PANTS

I just ate a grape and I
JIZZED...IN...MY PANTS
JIZZED...IN...MY PANTS

Ok seriously you guys can we...ok...

I JIZZ RIGHT IN MY PANTS EVERY TIME YOU'RE NEXT TO ME
AND WHEN WE'RE HOLDING HANDS ITS LIKE HAVING SEX TO ME
YOU SAY IM PREMATURE I JUST CALL IT ECSTASY
I WEAR A RUBBER AT ALL TIMES ITS A NECESSITY

Cuz I
JIZZ...IN...MY PANTS
(I jizz in my pants, I jizz in my pants, yes I jizz in my pants, yes I jizz in my pants)
yes I JIZZ...IN...MY PANTS
(I jizz in my pants, I jizz in my pants)
OOOOOoooohhhhhhhh
by Dope Logix February 10, 2009
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