when the pizza roles r done

a way of telling someone “it’s never gonna happen.”

boy: i like you
girl: i’ll like you back when the pizza roles r done

by Poop McButt April 22, 2019

do u still want the pizza?

when there's one slice of pizza left and you say "do u still want the pizza" which means: u better say no you dumb fuck or i will strangle you to death using the pizza.

Guy 1: do u still want the pizza?
Guy 2: *runs away* NOOOOOOOOOO

by foop629 August 18, 2019

Garlic Jim's Famous Gourmet Pizza

Garlic Jim's is the best pizza place in the US state of Washington, Oregon, Texas, and Colorado. Founded by CRaig (Jim) Roberts and Dwayne Northrop. The pizzeria boasts the very best pizza in the world. Try the Big Jimmy; a delicious blend of meats, veggies, and cheese.

Kyle: hey what should we have for dinner

Jimmy: OH! I know! we should go to that awesome pizza place Garlic Jim's Famous Gourmet Pizza!

Kyle: Love it

by Robeth January 25, 2022

pizza Pete's Pizzaria and abortion clinic

A funny joke that can be used to make scammers hang up

You: Welcome to pizza Pete's Pizzaria and abortion clinic where yesterday’s loss is Today’s sauce how May I help you?

Scammer: uhhhhh ( hangs up )

by Persianpanda565 April 11, 2022

Lil Papa John's Pizza Mansion

The best rapper in the game, spits nothing but fire bro. He murdered my 2 children in a drug induced blackout

Lil Papa John's Pizza Mansion is fire as fuck bro but I'm still really sad about those kids

by Chebabyy February 08, 2021

pizza bite angular deflector rod

its a bite sized penis, that comes in bags, that u can heat up and then eat

hey, pass me some of them pizza bite angular deflector rods

by sean osullivan August 01, 2003

Bouncy mushroom (from pizza tower)

The bouncy mushroom found in gnome forest and outside of the level

#bouncymushroomneedsrespect WE LOVE Bouncy mushroom (from pizza tower) !

by Mangoodmonkegood June 24, 2023