A World-Ending Phrase. The Universe slows its expansion every time the word is uttered by way of mouth and the dead rise one centimeter from their graves. Those that have been Cremated will materialize a little bit as well. The Sun ages 3 billion years, and all within a radius of the words usage suffer dire consequences. The worst part? Feminism gains a whole 6 extra followers every time somebody says "You're Family Tree LGBT". How can there possibly be a worse phrase than this?
The Ground Quakes, The Earth Shatters Beneath your feet. You're Dickhead Friend spoke that wretched phrase simply as a joke he saw from a dead meme, for he could not comprehend the consequences. The Sky turns a sickly purple as blood pours from black clouds, filling in the rifts from the previous earthquake. A Choir with heavy organ and strings decend with heavy-metal flair and deafen all within a 23.5 mile radius. All of the dead members rise from their graves, as well as all the deceased named Dave. Swarms of Daves rise, covered in blood. The seek revenge against your friend. Your family twitch and shift and morph into a massive flesh and bone tendril that stretches all the way to ground zero. You can hear nothing, yet you feel the tugging, the urge to rip your friend into three thousand pieces. The Daves, you Fleshy Family Amalgam, and Yourself descend upon the unwary and the day was rent with the screams of nightmare.
Never Speak The Phrase "You're Family Tree LGBT"
Never Speak The Phrase "You're Family Tree LGBT"
by eggbanana May 14, 2018
Get the You're Family Tree LGBTmug. by Cphill January 20, 2016
Get the I left my dog in a treemug. The best roast ever to be created surpassing that of things like ur mom gay ur daddy lesbian etc. can only be beaten by No u
by buckwindow November 20, 2018
Get the ur whole family tree lgbtmug. Used to desribe someone who is so caught up with the big picture that they lose sight of the smaller but more important details. Opposite of can't see the wood for the trees.
"If you pay off an extra €150 a month on your mortgage, you'll pay it off two years earlier and save €4,000 altogether."
"But since my husband lost his job, we're barely making enough to pay the bills as it is; we can't afford an extra €150 every month."
"Ah, but if you just make this sacrifice now, you'll be in a much, much better position in 18 years!"
"But as I said... oh forget it, you can't see the trees for the wood."
"But since my husband lost his job, we're barely making enough to pay the bills as it is; we can't afford an extra €150 every month."
"Ah, but if you just make this sacrifice now, you'll be in a much, much better position in 18 years!"
"But as I said... oh forget it, you can't see the trees for the wood."
by Rhodoferax April 11, 2013
Get the Can't see the trees for the woodmug. by jacobthreethreethree March 16, 2009
Get the plant it like a fucking apple treemug. Famously, one of Biff Tannen's taglines in Back to the Future movies. The other ones being "Shiiiit!" and "I hate manure!"
Young Biff: All right, I'll give it a look. Now why don't you make like a tree and get out of here?
Old Biff (hitting Young Biff upside his head): It's LEAVE, you idiot! "Make like a tree and leave!" You sound like a damn fool when you're saying it wrong!
Old Biff (hitting Young Biff upside his head): It's LEAVE, you idiot! "Make like a tree and leave!" You sound like a damn fool when you're saying it wrong!
by PancakeMonster83 May 18, 2016
Get the make like a tree and get out of heremug. by DeLarsh January 23, 2009
Get the Rings On Your Tree Trunkmug.