Wholesome Nutting

When you climax but you don’t nut because the situation became wholesome. Pretty much the same thing, but no cum or horrible feeling about yourself, just mild satisfaction and nostalgia.
Wholesome nutting - When you climax but you don’t nut because the situation became wholesome. Pretty much the same thing, but no cum or horrible feeling about yourself, just mild satisfaction and nostalgia.

“I was jacking off the other day, and just when I climaxed I started thinking of that cute girl I had a nice time with last night and wholesome nutted.”

*after doing the dirty* Did you just wholesome nut? Yeah, I really like you and I just don’t wanna defile you like that, you know?
by Zizoman123 February 09, 2021
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Nut Chills

That feeling you get in your nuts when you think of getting some action off of a little hottie.
Awe shit, that hottie just gave me nut chills!
by wordsaregoodlikeboobs July 26, 2014
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Nut Bottle

A bottle in which you store your nut juice.
My nut bottle full
"Reduce, Reuse, Recycle"
by Aiden Pascavis September 24, 2018
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candes nuts

hey bob candes (bob) candes what? CANDES NUTS FIT IN YOUR MOUTH
by hebegebederp May 23, 2022
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Nut Allergy

An aversion to sitting next to people on public transport.
Passenger: "Excuse me, can I sit here?"

You: "No, I've got a nut allergy."
by Monkey Magick October 23, 2010
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Cosmic-Nut

When you nut so fast it leaves earths atmosphere and enters orbit. Most cosmic-nuts come back to the place they originated about a year after the nut happened.
Friend- Dude, I just cosmic-nutted!
Me- This is the fourth time we had to evacuate this town.
by JoachimOrJogge February 24, 2017
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Nut year

A term used to describe distance
It is determined by the ammount of nut you nut in a year, at the end of that year yoy have nutted a nut year and if you line up all the nut you have nutted in a line and measure it, that is how far the nut year is.
Nigga the fuck, why are you a fucking nut year away from me? You cum sack!
by Smexybritholyshkit October 18, 2018
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