Cold turkey

When someone drops their turkey neck and balls in some ice water and then rests them on a sleeping friends face.

Q -Ay Man what was that on my face that woke me up?
A- Bro you just got the cold turkey from Alex.

by Heman468 August 12, 2022

Ken Doll Cold

So cold your manhood is non-existent

It wasnt till I was balls deep that I realized it was Ken Doll Cold!

by Spookm14 June 27, 2019

Cold Jacket

Take a bunch of cold medicine and try to jerk off

I had the sniffles last week so I took some dayquil and had myself a cold jacket

by nobodywhomatters December 6, 2023

colds, allergies

colds, allergies

colds, allergies

by Debskelly1985 May 10, 2023

kerry cold

a kerry cold is when megan slawsons dad has a cold but cus he’s just- him he’s worse than everybody else in the family

“god have you heard of the kerry cold!!”

by Megan slawson October 1, 2020

Ohio Cold Start

Step 1: put 2 feet of anal beads in a man/woman
Step 2: Knock them out with starting fluid on a rag
Step 3: Rip the beads out as fast as you can as many times as needed to wake them up

Got fuckin’ thundered off a couple Busch lattés and ended up givin’ ‘er the old Ohio cold start

by SergeantDigginBalls December 18, 2023

Cold bevel

When you’re going hard as fuck with your girl and next minute there’s blood coming out of her pussy and she says it’s not even her time of the month. So you stop, because you’re not a total shitcunt, but she rushes to the bathroom and you’re left naked and cold. The cold bevel.

I was fucking my bitch last night and she totalled left me devo with a cold bevel.

by Holyholy666 December 31, 2021