Jedi Master

When you and a friend get boners and equip yourselves with glow in the dark condoms, and light saber battle to the death.

Wanna play some Jedi Master after class today?

by WackyZachy November 5, 2010

blunt master

A person who is a heavy, big-time drug dealer.

I am the BLUNT MASTER!!! Knell before me and perhaps I will give you some of this MARY JANE!!!

by Roscoe's Dad August 17, 2004

masterbatoraid

the master of bater aid

when someone type it on your fucking computer and gets you moved to a different seat.......FUCK!!!!!! robby why are you soooooo damn funny

by Dan stizzle September 18, 2003

jizz master zer0

the penis man of all penis men

i am the jizz master zer0.. fuck all your jizz master 0nes, tw0s, threes, f0urs, fives, sixes, se7ens, eights, nines, tens, etc. i will spl00ge all 0ver y00

by jemeriqwanna February 15, 2003

Splooge Master

The term Dillon calls me, I have no idea why he started to call me it but apparently I am the Master of Splooge because I have sex so much? (According to them.) It originates from the word "Splooge" which was a word me and Garrett made up.

Hey splooge master, have you splooged on anything today? - Dillon

by Ragol October 16, 2008

Master Gooch

A man skilled in the ways of the Gooch, Can turn you into a Gooch Assassin. Look out for the Master Gooch, you will find him covered in sweat and thick hairs, may have a bacon strip running down his front.
gooch assassin

Douchebag1:'Ima become a Gooch Assassin'
Douchebag2:'Awesome, you now how to become one?'
Douchebag1:'Yeah, just need to find the Master Gooch!'

by MikeyDouche November 7, 2007

PUB|Drunken.Master

Clanus Leaderus publicus communitus
Generous soul devoted to bringing the adult *cough* people together in the world of online gaming.

Also the 1337 Call of Duty Gamer

PUB|DM pwns u

u got pwned by PUB|DM AvE iT!!!

cus i is sexeh

by guesswho January 2, 2005