Southern monster truck

A southern monster truck is when a morbidly obese woman gives you sloppy road head

S: dude Josh is getting a southern monster truck in that jeep wrangler

T: ew, hopefully he’s drunk

by Youngbuck420 April 26, 2023

the horizontal monster mash

sex with a chick... fucking a chick, banging a chick.. that sort of thing

omfg! Their doing the Horizontal Monster Mash on my leg!!! (WTF?)

by teh_n00berx0r June 12, 2006

green haired monster

he is a green haired monster and is meann!!! often disguised as a total handsome male maybe with the name luka or smth like that....

omg look its the green haired monster

by greenhairedmonster4life4eva February 9, 2009

Mantua Closet Monster

when in a drunken stupor, you piss/shit in the closet.

"Why the hell are my shirts wet? Oh, God, the SMELL! Who the fuck let loose the Mantua Closet Monster?"

by lil ralphie February 4, 2010

Nipple Monster Swag

You know you have it when your nipples can cut through diamond

Kenneth: you got that nipple monster swag

Krystal: LOLS, WHAT DOES THAT MEAN

Kenneth: its a good thing, take it as a compliment

by TheHappyWhopper February 5, 2012

green no-eyed monster

When your partner has a runny nose and snorts just before giving you head, causing it to coat your genitals. This can lead to crusting on the tip, blocking your next stream, making for a rude awakening the next morning.

Dude, I think I'm chafing and on top of that, I had to wipe down the whole bathroom after Karen gave me that green no-eyed monster.

by Unsatisfied Cstmr March 13, 2011

Japanese Seaweed Monster

Wrapping your girl entirely in seaweed, except her pussy and fucking her.

Yesterday my girlfriend became a Japanese Seaweed Monster

by anuslasgna April 10, 2015