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Matthew

damn, he’s sure something, but not something good. he’ll have you crushing, but you gotta resist it. he’s up to no good
person 1: i found this cute guy online, his name is Matthew
person 2: girl, you better get that Matthew out of your life right now!!
by milfmobile77 January 16, 2022
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Matthew

Name to Matthew
To say hello Matthew
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Matthew

A real piece of shit, that one cracker-ass emo kid who loves Green Day and gets absolutely no pussy
I met this one guy at school who was an absolute joke, his name was Matthew
by stumpycrumpy December 12, 2021
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Alexander Matthew Hochberg

DAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMN, Alexander Matthew Hochberg.
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Alexander Matthew Hochberg

DAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMN, Alexander Matthew Hochberg.
by nigga nuts 69420 December 18, 2021
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Matthew

A very cute boy who loves girls and is short and smelly and smells like cheese. YO WANT TO MARRY HIM!
Do you see that boy over there? his name is Matthew andhe's so cute
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Matthew

Look, theres Matthew, what a toad. Legend
by Lexie Smith March 8, 2022
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