Male Canon Event

Events that will happen in every man’s life at some point.

Examples of male canon events include:
>drawing comics as a kid
>playing video games with the boys
>fumbling your first crush
>realizing you hate being in school
>fantasizing about saving your crush from some violent entity
>holding the flashlight for your dad
>graffitiing something
>realizing you gotta hit the gym
>wanting to start a YouTube channel
>realizing that you’ll never be good enough at your favorite sport to go professional

>hating your first job
>realizing how badly you need to fix your life at 3 am
>watching your friend group evaporate after HS
>living in an apartment and refusing to decorate it
>wondering if you’d look better bald

by Shepherd Guy May 8, 2025

Yogurt Male Syndrome

1. A person with Yogurt Male Syndrome is able to deeply empathize with others, yet lacks emotional depth and is unable to feel emotions deeply or continuously for a long period of time. Another primary symptom of Yogurt Male Syndrome is being unable to fully express themselves and their vision/perspective, no matter how hard they try. They may employ art or writing for self-expression purposes, but their creations will always pale in comparison to the ideas in their brain.

2. A gooner.

I'm so glad I have a friend like you in my life, twin. It's hard finding someone else with Yogurt Male Syndrome, even on the internet.

by 749ygmsyndrme May 9, 2025

Theta male

Theta male is a specific concept that implies an “angeled” personality, interpreted as being partially non-heterosexual. This interpretation draws on a more scientific understanding of the term theta, which in mathematics, physics, and science commonly refers to angles.

-Haakon

You are such a Theta male. (Refers to not knowing if he is 100 % straight or not)

by HaakonW May 23, 2025

Dildo Male

A modern, sex-positive man who embraces vulnerability and rejects toxic masculinity. Open, confident, and comfortable with pleasure and emotional honesty.

"Dude, you are such a dildo male."

"Yo gary over there is a total dildo male

by Tomkhek May 24, 2025

Eta Male

An Eta Male is a male who dresses and acts feminine but doesn't want to be considered a femboy due to the stigma surrounding it.

"Jason is a sigma male dude"
"Nah I saw him wearing a maid outfit, he's an eta male"

by braybu May 29, 2025

male grenade

An ugly guy usually found in a group of hotties, on a dating app, or at the club.

“Girl, i’m on a date with a MALE GRENADE”

by snookiiiiiii July 10, 2023

Sigma male

Normally a "sigma male" refers to someone (most likely under the male race if not obvious) is a male entity who is a "loner" or prefers being alone denying help or company from others, sigma males usually find jokes like "skibidi toilet" and "only in ohio" funny for whatsoever reason, despite the stereotypes sigma males can also refer to singal dads etc and not necessarily always means a little kid with the humor of a boot

"MY brother is a sigma male because he doesn't feel he needs the help from others and likes being alone"

by Impseudonym August 2, 2023