Licking Smurf

The act of performing cunnilingus or fellatio on a frozen corpse to soothe ones burnt tongue.

"I was visiting my friend in Alaska and burned the hell outta my mouth on a cup of hot cocoa so bad I was licking smurf for like a week. I can't say much for the taste... but I never DID like chocolate."

by Realists June 2, 2022

lick of love

When a person licks their true loved neck

Girl: Why did you lick Mr
Man: It was the lick of love

by TheRealHarshTruth March 28, 2015

Lick My Dick Cheese

Mandatory text response to scam messages.

Lick my dick cheese Chinese Communist scum!

by Rev Sharpton July 4, 2025

devious lick

when you steal sum shit from school and show it off on tiktok

YO BRO, I JUST HIT THE MOST DEVIOUS LICK EVER
LES GO

by daddyclifford September 22, 2021

devious lick

it’s a tiktok thing

“yo u abt to the most devious lick”
“huh?”

by balls in ur jaws September 13, 2021

lick fip

the dick of a female

Conner stop sucking maria's lick fip

by caoner November 16, 2020

Lick

Give oral sex

He is so hot, I want to lick him

by Oeterpiper May 13, 2019