Jacob Strange

a fat chode

What is a fat chode? Jacob Strange

by katherine2014 August 12, 2018

Jacob

A fucking idiot that trys to look cool by asking how far women can squirt.

Jacob just asked his girlfriend how far she can squirt.

by womenslayerxxxx December 30, 2023

Jacob Loncki

A very cool guy who loves video games, football and men. He has a temper as big as his shlong

You're a Cowboys fan. Oh you must be a Jacob Loncki

by momoiscool1234545667778 February 4, 2022

Jacob It

The action of leaving a social gathering to go home and take a shit, specifically on a Thursday.

“Thursday night beers! Where’s Kyle gone?”
“He went to Jacob it!”

by AZTECISLOST August 12, 2024

Jacob

The most handsome person you will ever meet. If you know him you will most likely fall for him with his charming face,body,personality and looks he is the man of your dreams. He is every girls dream because of how respectful and how he treats girls. If you are his girlfriend you will feel like an angel the way he loves on you. He is a great hugger and a better love maker. He knows how to move his body with you and has a hella big package. His frame is perfect he is tall and muscular. The older he gets the bigger it gets too he will grow to be a model or a sports player. If you know a Jacob while he is young you better have his baby because he is hard to settle and you will enjoy it.

Girl-why are you crying
Girl Crying-Jacob rejected me

by StoneColdFacts November 20, 2023

Jacob

Can be a robot to some people... Very shy but okay to be around

Who's that robot?? Oh it's a Jacob

by A1SloppyToppy May 27, 2019

Jacob

Funny, crazy, lovely person. Likes basketball and is quite tough, though doesn't look it. His gender/sex is...Questionable. He is dirty minded and weird, but overall a nice friend.

Look, it's Jacob. Who knows what gender he is.

by BigBoySunday November 22, 2021