Jacob

A guy who is not tryna catch it with this amazing guy they call Carlos
Carlos: im tryna catch it ,tryna catch a round with you same place. Jacob: runss
by Clos 3x April 16, 2022
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Derogatory term for a narcissistic beta gymnast
You're such a Jacob, get away from me.
by Smexy Satan November 25, 2021
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A stupid boy in school that has really low grades in filipino and english, And which also doesn't get riddles right.
by Randomguy here lol February 22, 2018
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Jacob is an awkward human being who gets close with whoever will allow him around. Most Jacobs steal or lie and end up in bad situations asking people to get them out.
by Strokemycock2.0 March 18, 2019
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God of Gore makes anything he See's instantly dreadful certainly a bad ass honestly if you see a Jacob you going to have a bad day
Oh shit is that Jacob let's get out pf here man
by Hidden cookie December 20, 2016
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Jacob is a kind person who likes to make people laugh, regardless of whether or not that is through bad puns, silly jokes, embarrassing himself or even hurting himself in different ways. Jacob is especially shy when talking to new people, and even though he will try to make a good conversation, he wont be able to do so unless he knows you on a personal level. Jacob will make funny puns to his friends about his life and things he hates about himself. don't feel bad for not recognizing though, as these jokes are just a way to feel good. the more he make others laugh, the more he'll feel good about himself. he always tries to put others first, unless they have been rude to him or his friends. If he has feelings for someone, he'll try to keep it hidden and play cool. he takes everything to heart especially when it could mean his friends don't like him. if you meet a Jacob, and befriend him, you should check up on him and make sure he's doing ok. its hard to tell because his behavior never changes, even when he hates himself the most. I'm saying all this because I am a Jacob. And this is how i feel my life is.
person 1: oh Jacob's coming over here.
person 2: I hope he's alright.
person 1: surely he is, he just makes those jokes to make us laugh.
person 1: yeah, you're probably right.
by Daddy Bidd April 30, 2021
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A boy that is sweet and kind, but also can be a dick. But not in a bad way. He can be one of your best friends, or even one of your best lovers. He makes you laugh and makes you happy. If he ever makes you cry, he'll try and make it better. Also he is super cute and just lovely to be around.
Friend: Hey what are you looking at.

Girl:I'm looking at Jacob! He's so handsome and cute.
by Clementine*tea January 21, 2018
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