jacob

loves to piss on tables when he see's a good table you already know he's gonna piss on it, starting to think its his way of showing dominance.

oh yea thats just jacob pissing on that table over there its normal

by mazda dem10 December 25, 2021

Jacob

Jacob is a wonderful and charming person to be around. He makes your life feel as if there is nothing to worry about because he will always support and love you and even reassure you. And even has some cute dimples and a beautiful smile and even laugh, and even super good looking. Don't even get me started he has good abs and a sexy V-line. But Jacob is a really sweet and amazing person to be around.

Would you ever date Jacob?

by We_Luv_Thena May 19, 2022

jacob post

A man of much muscle and great work ethic

Jacob Post is an absolute unit.

by Dalepj November 1, 2022

Jacob Griffin

Also known as a soyboy, someone who is overly obsessed with history. This could be in the form of objectophilia for flags, posting memes about current events, and the insertion of history memes into everyday life.

Teacher: Quit being a Jacob Griffin and stop jerking off to those flags.

by slim2222 June 4, 2018

Jacob

Jacob usually a really hot sexy guy who acts super tough but can be a real softy he is a fuck boy but he is always loyal. he has a big dick and is down to smash, he loves to flirt and is definitely a keeper if meet a jacob def get to know him and chances are you'll love him but he probablywon't ask you out so you need to take charge and ask that sexy beast out!

girl1: omg jacob is so freaking hot!
girl2: i know
girl1: i think he likes me but idk if he's gonna ask me out...
girl2: then ask him before another girl takes him
girl1: okay

by eat_my_pussy_please June 24, 2018

Jacob

(noun) A demon-soul filled spawn of Satan who sprouts wings to fly and crawls up walls like a spider. He appears to have the body of a skeleton and can swallow kids whole. He eats a bowl of freshly ground kittens each morning for breakfast. When he gets home, he lights fires in his anal cavity, then burns his crotch and prays to his father, the Dark Lord. He then goes and drinks the blood of his parents whom are chained up in his closet. Jacob rips off the flesh on his back so his bat-like wings can extend before he pulls off the rest of his flesh to reveal a hairy demonic figure. He then flies around town snatching the souls of children and torturing people in his cellar to make sure their soul is good enough to eat.

Damn call a priest that guys a total Jacob

by StickySuede September 18, 2018

Jacob

Jacob is an awkward human being who gets close with whoever will allow him around. Most Jacobs steal or lie and end up in bad situations asking people to get them out.

Man that Jacob kid is weird

by Strokemycock2.0 March 18, 2019