took a jackson

When you try to make it to the toilet on time for a nasty shit but fail, soiling yourself. In honor of Ravens QB Lamar Jackson who experienced a very public episode of this during a game in 2020.

That Indian food tore me up, I ran like hell for the bathroom but took a Jackson instead. Now I need new pants.

by NorseStar November 9, 2022

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Jackson Honderick

It is said, if there was a book written about his life , you could die from shock , he once said find out the one thing in life you don't do well, and then don’t do it …those who know him would say he truly is the most interesting man in the world.

I wish i could be like Jackson honderick he truly is what a man should aspire to be like

by Flashlight April 26, 2023

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Jackson

Bug brain and stupid but hilarious but stupid. Type of guy that knows 250 digits of pi.

Oh theres my buddy Jackson, I better run away

by Ur mom sped March 4, 2021

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Jackson

A guy that's totally underestimated. He may seem kinda weird but when you get to know him he's super funny and tall too. When you meet a Jackson don't let him go because you'll regret it. He loves his girlfriend no matter what she's like. He's really smart with technology and kind and caring too although he's really modest about it. When his girl comes between him and the boys Jackson will make the hard decision of putting bros before hoes because any girl that stops you from seeing your mates, isn't a lovable girl. He's strong emotionally and mentally, so when the cards are down he'll comfort you in any way he can.

Girl 1: Hey!!! I saw you with Jackson last night ;) anything happening there???
Girl 2: OMG I don't knowww I love him but he hides his emotions really wellllll

by Thanus3000 June 30, 2019

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