21st of july

National Jared Appreciation day!!

Yo what day is it today?
It's the 21st of july
You mean 𝐉𝐚𝐫𝐞𝐝 𝐀𝐩𝐩𝐫𝐞𝐜𝐢𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐝𝐚𝐲 ?
Abso-fucking-lutely right!

by ave xp July 20, 2022

july 26th, 2024, 7:14 pm

the exact time of when i wrote this. literally exact.

guy 1: exactly what time is it?
guy 2: july 26th, 2024, 7:14 pm.

by jsavy July 26, 2024

July 28

People named jason have the biggest dick on this day

1: today july 28

2: that means jason has a big dick

1: yeah we should totally bang him

by Ur mom has a big bbc July 27, 2022

July 1st

If u were born on this day , you’re a sexy ass mf , your hot asf , you are a very nice person and your a bit sensitive but harsh at the same time , you have that one bestie that u rely on everything for , you have good intentions for people , good at keeping secrets , your a genuine soul, your very funny , you have great style and your really smart.

“yooo it’s my bday tdy … “

“ bestiee .. it’s that day of they year (july 1st) ..”

by cza_ January 20, 2022

Julie Lamarche

(n.f.) Une race rare de super mamans

- Ma mère m'a apporté mon souper dans ma chambre hier
- Wow, elle doit être une Julie Lamarche, tu es chanceux!

by bonnefetedesmeresxxx May 10, 2020

Julie v.l.

Poopy

You wish you were as poopy as Julie V.l.
What is that? A poopy Julie?!

by Old stinky man October 23, 2019

July 31

National Heiffer Day
Fat bulky women that dress like fucking whores.

WHY ARE THERE SO MANY FAT BITCHES RUNNING AROUND? MUST BE JULY 31st.
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY FAT WHORES? OH WAIT ITS NATIONAL HEIFFER DAY!!!
THIS FAT BITCH IS SO FUCKING UGLY WHY SHE HERE? SHE SUPPORTING HER DAY!!!!!
I HATE THESE FAT HEIFFERS BUT ITS THEIR DAY SO WHATEVA.

by fatwhorebiothvhchoochluva April 24, 2023