New Hampshire

A politically-correct alternative to No Homo. It is meant to be used when you're out in public so homothugs don't attack you.

I'm a really big fan of Robin Thicke. New Hampshire.

by Marvin Mangiz February 23, 2009

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New Jersey

Toxic waste dump of a state, both literally and figuratively.

"I just love swimming at the Jersey shore...ouch...fuck! I think i just stepped on another AIDs infected hypodermic needle."

by Anonymous September 5, 2003

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New Hampshire

The worst fucking state ever. It's hella boring, there's nothing to do, everyone is a snob, and they wouldn't know comedy if it were to slap them upside the head.

1: What?! You're moving to New Hampshire?!
2: Yeah, stupid hicks.
3: Why the fuck would you move there?
2: Because my parents want me to suffer and ruin my social life completely. -facepalm-

by omgtrendwhore August 28, 2005

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New Jersey

Hell on earth

When I die, I hope I don't end up in New Jersey

by Shasta McNasta October 28, 2003

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New Money

An individual who brings something different to the norm. Usually with regards to business. A revoulutionary business person. Ceases to stagnate.

"They call me new money, it don't get no fresher, I used to wear pradas and avirex leathers. Now its '06, i'm getting older now i'm finding it harder to blend in in crowds"
'Obi'

by Obi Oburota December 31, 2006

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America's armpit.

Due to the horrible smells everywhere throughout the state, especially near the highways, New Jersey named itself the Garden State to feel better about itself. Its the home of toxic waste, factories, overflowing sewage, swamp marshlands and anything mixed together to create a giant stink bomb.

This place smells like shit, Are we in New Jersey?

by tatomuck1 October 31, 2009

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