hot pocket

when you shit in someones pocket when they are passed out.

oh man, i got a hot pocket.

by jasen bernthesil March 12, 2008

Meatball Pocket -MBP

At the point of male/female relations, the male subject is unable to perform due to heavy drug and/or alcohol intake. At that point the male subject proceeds to throw his flaccid penis and genitals into said womans privates. Thus creating a flabby mold closely resembling a meatball. More times than not this technique does not work and leaves said woman extremely unsatisfied and unamused.

"Did you fuck her?"
"No....Meatball Pocket -MBP"

by The Rock Texas January 7, 2009

florida hot pocket

when a man shits in a girls ass and uses the pooh as lubricant.

he gave me a florida hot pocket so i chopped his dick off

by dimitre, crotchlickmeoff May 16, 2016

Wet as an Otters Pocket

When the female your shagging vagina gets extremely wet and slippery with the possibility of her being a gusher!

Last night i stroked my girl hard from behind while playing with her clit and intermitently fingering her arse, by the time she came her cunt was as wet as an otters pocket!

by The Spunk Pistol April 9, 2010

Jelly Slam Pocket

a girls pussy when she has her period

Jill: "Lindes, who you hookin up with tonight?"
Lindes: "No one tonight, I have a jelly slam pocket"

by Lindsay C. February 16, 2008

run your pockets

1. what you say to someone when you want them to pay up

2. a badass song by no cash

run your fuckin pockets and pay me (im the motherfuckin)
god of you sick zombies so lay me (with the motherfuckin)
strength of 1,000 sweatshops and counting (run your motherfuckin)
pockets give me all you got start counting...

by suckafish March 19, 2005

California Tuna Pocket

The act of eating out a girl with a vigina stuffed full of tuna.

Tommy gave a mean California Tuna Pocket to Anna yesterday at the club

by The mac sauce king July 1, 2011