by scottydo May 14, 2007
an action of sexual affection
where two males eat the vagina of one female simultaneity
kissing each other till the female orgasms
where two males eat the vagina of one female simultaneity
kissing each other till the female orgasms
your having a 3 way and you want the female to get extremely turned on and everyone is on board and down for the pleasuring
it could go in to different configurations as well for your sexual orientation
and you would ask or say i would like a 3 way french kiss
it could go in to different configurations as well for your sexual orientation
and you would ask or say i would like a 3 way french kiss
by thisiswaytoeat July 15, 2012
When a frenchman bakes bread with his own feces, toasts it, and the procedes to butter it with his own semen. He then saves it for a romantic evening.
by Miles_JR August 24, 2006
by per mari January 30, 2005
Hey, did you check out Stephanie last night ? She was caught French kissing the vertical smile with Amber.
by hawke4me December 10, 2019
Pardon my non-French can be said after one uses a curse word in either polite company, or not-so-polite company. For curse words such as F-Bombs, The "S" Word, and Dam spelled differently are clearly not of French origin--unless you are saying Foutre, Merde, or Zut! Then, perhaps it will be appropriate to use the more conventional, "Pardon my French".
As Suzie is walking into her mother's toenail trimmer shop, she trips and sprains her pinkie finger. "Fuck all! That fucking hurts!" Said Suzie. "Suzie!" "Pardon my Non-French", mum, but that hurt like a motherfucker!"
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In contrast . . . Charlie is perusing the classical pornography gallery, when he stumbles into a display. His trundling clumsiness results in the shattered remnants of a 16th century Faberge didlo - imported from Queen Dinara's private and controversial collection. Upon seeing the previously proud display of faux manhood in shambles, Charlie immediately exclaimed: "Merde!" When he was frowned upon by a tiny old lady wearing rain boots, he promptly corrected himself. "Pardon my French. Der'mo!"
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In contrast . . . Charlie is perusing the classical pornography gallery, when he stumbles into a display. His trundling clumsiness results in the shattered remnants of a 16th century Faberge didlo - imported from Queen Dinara's private and controversial collection. Upon seeing the previously proud display of faux manhood in shambles, Charlie immediately exclaimed: "Merde!" When he was frowned upon by a tiny old lady wearing rain boots, he promptly corrected himself. "Pardon my French. Der'mo!"
by Jessika Lynn Stone January 08, 2011
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