g-band

A thousand (a grand) dollars wrapped in an identifying band from the bank.

I walked away with 9 g-bands playin' dice with the fellas.

by c-vil December 7, 2016

radar the band

A group of half lousy gits who scream at eachother.

See those guys over there? That's radar the band!

by The willow wisp April 2, 2023

IT band injury

any of various injuries accrued in a mosh pit where you and your nerd buddies are playing virtual instruments on their blackberries in lieu of a band.

Leon "Dudes, I just went to Mike's sweet party and there were a bunch of nerds from the IT department there playing the Star Wars Theme Song on their Blackberries, and I was totally rocking out and hit my head on Mike's pocket protector and it bled everywhere.

Other dudes, much more cool than Leon "Dang, man, sounds like a pretty bad IT band injury."

by Burgelflurg April 1, 2009

i only got bands

when a kid in your algebra class asks for a dollar but you only have $100 bills and its relatable

nah man i only got bands sorry

by chaface21 November 20, 2019

Baskin Roberts trust fund band

It would be wrong, nay dumbfounded, to accuse Seth MacFarlane of being a really creepy guy. In safer reality, MacFarlane is merely a trust fund band. His entire existence, net worth, power and popularity can be traced entirely to his enormous trust fund that he inherited from his father who was a senior executive at Baskin Roberts. A hard pill to swallow: Seth MacFarlane is a trust fund band. It has been a successful meme since 2011.

Me: Seth MacFarlane? I've heard that he is a proud benefactor of the Baskin Roberts trust fund band!
Other: Cram it, fundie! His shows have been shit ever since I discovered Baskin Roberts.
Me: Well, it's just the facts.

by Baskinbros January 25, 2024

Band Duded

When one begins a relationship with a band member and everything goes well until they decide they need more time for the band*

*band can be substituted for Tour, Studio, Jam Spot, Guitar, Drums, Bass etc.

“What happened with you and Tyler things seemed so good!”
“He band duded me”

by MCRgirlxoxo December 21, 2019

volunteer band

A series of gays that all hate each other within their friend groups. But they can sure play some instruments.

“Those fags sure have a lot of hot breath, they must be in the volunteer band!”

by Daddison January 3, 2018