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The Holy Rock

A God that came to Earth from the top left corner of the universe. Has destroyed many civilizations over small things and will most likely continue to do so. Currently at Earth debating whether or not to end us.
"The Holy Rock has no mercy when its choice is final."
by TheFistOfTheMyths September 14, 2020
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the holy church of feitan

the place you go where you want to worship our lord and savior feitan porter
person 1: hey where r u going?
person 2: to the holy church of feitan! do you want to come with me?
person 1: sure! :)
by animescorbus November 2, 2020
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A holy shit

To make a holy shit, someone must use his own excrement to pack another one's fecal orifice. He, of course, also uses his cock to do this.

This is based off the original Holy Shit, in which "Jesus took his own shit and shoved it up my ass, then used his cock and fucked it up there even harder" (John 17:4-6).
"Yo I totally got freaky with Tiffany the other night, and we made a holy shit"

"No way dude that's crazy!"
by hdhitch October 20, 2020
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The Holy Trillway

The Praised Word Of Maco Trillway.
Any word of Maco Trillway Is looked at as the forming of The Holy Trillway. Social media posts, music videos, interviews, memes, anything you as a resident of Trillway World consider holy
by Bandkids in Miami March 18, 2021
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get holy

bringing oneself to ORGASM ! (unisex)

NOTHING to do with the church, except the sacred one of bodies slapping together! , "moving SHOT" !
jen "struck out" at the pick-up bar and went home to get holy !

john need a "treatment" , but had to improvise! soon he found himself getting holy !

he was " young, dumb, and full of come ! " (cum) he needed to get holy !
by michael foolsley April 3, 2021
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The Holy Texist Church

An association of engineers from the popular gameTeam Fortress 2” led by the current Pope of the Holy Texist Church
I heard that The Holy Texist Church damn near religiously use either the Gunslinger or the Eureka Effect
by Uncle Cheech January 2, 2022
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The holy trinity of bullshit

An expression when three occurrences of fucked up shit is happening in one’s life.
Dude 1: Hey man, you seem down. What’s going on?

Dude 2: Yeah I am! My truck broke down, girlfriend is pregnant and I’m out of cigarettes!

Dude 1: Fuck, it seems like you’ve encountered the holy trinity of bullshit!
by 202cm2 June 13, 2022
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