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green beard 

Said in disbelief, usually in reply to a potentially preposterous or unlikely statement, but can also be in recognition of an act.

Emphasis must be on the "ee" sound of both words, and accompanied by a stroking of the chin, regardless of presence or lack of own facial hair.

see variations at: Beee-aaard, bard, itchy chin, Jimmy, Jimmy Hill

Synonym: "yeah, right!"
Mr. A: My dick is 17.5 inches.

Mr. B: GrEEEEEn BEEEErd
green beard by Rize December 15, 2003

green fiend 

A name commonly used to describe the type of person who likes to sit around all day chuffing on a fat marijuana bifter.
'That Robbie is a right green fiend, all he does is sit there smoking reefers and playing that bloody playstation all day'
green fiend by gogggg February 6, 2006

green house effect

the act of using the "going green" process to the extreme and refusing to not move on.
Wow, she is really taking the going green process to a whole new level. She needs to move on and stop this horrible green house effect.

Green Beer Day 

GBD is a day when miami university (ohio) students, and the locals, get wastey pants off green beer. usually, everyone ends the night with the poops and all the sluts puke an unfamiliar green (pink and blue vom is usually in their repertoire.)
OMG I can't wait for Green Beer Day, I'm so totes going to puke on that guys crotch.

green shrek 

a sexy green fatass with a sexyass body.
Adam met green shrek and checked his body out all night.
green shrek by udontneedtoknow January 6, 2009

green tooth 

When you just got high and you get hungary; the munchies.
"aww, dude I just smoked a gram of kb and now I got green tooth."
green tooth by jawn townznd November 29, 2009

Green Cheetos 

Lets go smoke some green cheetos
Green Cheetos by Eazy-E P.T.C December 12, 2009