a friend/acquaintance of yours on facebook who will constantly comment and like your statuses and comments to the point where you have lost the will to facebook at all
god dammit i have a facebook parasite... im too nice to say anything so im just gonna stop writing anything...
by groundupmalakai November 29, 2010
Get the facebook parasite mug.A term used to describe status likes, comments, wall posts, picture comments, and anything else one may receive on Facebook.
Girl 1: Look at Jenny's Facebook! 10 wall posts in a single hour! She gets a lot of Facebook action.
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Guy 1: Nobody ever comments on Joe's statuses, pictures, or anything. Poor guy isn't getting any Facebook action.
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Guy 1: Nobody ever comments on Joe's statuses, pictures, or anything. Poor guy isn't getting any Facebook action.
by FacebookWhore14 December 13, 2010
Get the Facebook action mug.A portmanteau derived from the act of the periodic and systematic inventory of one's Facebook friends list. Usually detailing the actions of: dropping by friend's pages that you haven't talked to in a while just to see what's up and catch up (for completist's sake), deleting people who you don't even remember why you made friends with them in the first place, dropping by borderline friend's pages and leaving a note for them and deleting them if they don't respond in a reasonable period of time (if they were a real friend they would have responded in timely manner); the systematic weeding out of ex-friends, ex-boy/girl friends, ex-coworkers, etc. Also the deletion of people you thought were intresting and/or people who have become undesireable to associate with, etc.
I have over 150 facebook friends and only regulary communicate with 50 of them. What gives? Time for some Facebook Friendventory.
by Ellay-eX October 12, 2010
Get the Facebook Friendventory mug.When a parent/guardian forgets to pick up a child from a school due to their facebook obssession. Sometimes though a full facebook forgotten is not the outcome only resulting in a facebook second to last kid in pick up line.
by DowntownMikey October 17, 2010
Get the Facebook Forgotten mug.a person who rates his popularity on how many facebook friends he has, (usually in the thousands due to adding everyone they find) also they use words like banter and constantly post status updates asking if anyone comes out, despite the fact that they never go out due to too many things to post on facebook.
facebook knob (status update) - is anyone down to park for some top banter and a bit of footy?
cool dude - no, nobody likes you.
nerd - ROFL
cool dude - no, nobody likes you.
nerd - ROFL
by GOD-zilla June 14, 2010
Get the facebook knob mug.Steve: Ok, so what's new today... Dang it! I just logged on and this guy is already instant messaging me! This guy is a total Facebook Sniper!
by Nesredep July 5, 2010
Get the Facebook Sniper mug.When a friend is unresponsive to facebook chats or messages even though they're are online and available.
Who you chatting to?
insert name,
What s/he saying?
Nothing, unresponsive idle chit chat
s/he just facebook cotching man.
insert name,
What s/he saying?
Nothing, unresponsive idle chit chat
s/he just facebook cotching man.
by fx501 August 1, 2010
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