3 way french kiss

an action of sexual affection

where two males eat the vagina of one female simultaneity

kissing each other till the female orgasms

your having a 3 way and you want the female to get extremely turned on and everyone is on board and down for the pleasuring

it could go in to different configurations as well for your sexual orientation

and you would ask or say i would like a 3 way french kiss

by thisiswaytoeat July 19, 2012

French Toast A La Mode

When a frenchman bakes bread with his own feces, toasts it, and the procedes to butter it with his own semen. He then saves it for a romantic evening.

Pierre makes the best god damn French Toast A La Mode you will ever have.

by Miles_JR August 24, 2006

fat french supply teacher

A fat supply teacher of french extraction who was born on ivans chair(also coles special friend)

Your inlove with ivan!!! "oh ya, your inlove with... the fat french supply teacher! owned!"

by per mari January 30, 2005

French kissing the vertical smile

To French kiss the vertical smile is the act of licking pussy.

Hey, did you check out Stephanie last night ? She was caught French kissing the vertical smile with Amber.

by hawke4me December 10, 2019

Pardon My Non-French

Pardon my non-French can be said after one uses a curse word in either polite company, or not-so-polite company. For curse words such as F-Bombs, The "S" Word, and Dam spelled differently are clearly not of French origin--unless you are saying Foutre, Merde, or Zut! Then, perhaps it will be appropriate to use the more conventional, "Pardon my French".

As Suzie is walking into her mother's toenail trimmer shop, she trips and sprains her pinkie finger. "Fuck all! That fucking hurts!" Said Suzie. "Suzie!" "Pardon my Non-French", mum, but that hurt like a motherfucker!"

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In contrast . . . Charlie is perusing the classical pornography gallery, when he stumbles into a display. His trundling clumsiness results in the shattered remnants of a 16th century Faberge didlo - imported from Queen Dinara's private and controversial collection. Upon seeing the previously proud display of faux manhood in shambles, Charlie immediately exclaimed: "Merde!" When he was frowned upon by a tiny old lady wearing rain boots, he promptly corrected himself. "Pardon my French. Der'mo!"

by Jessika Lynn Stone January 8, 2011

Mexican cheese pasta and french fries

A savoury mexican dish and side dish

Kkungus cant go without eating Mexican cheese pasta and french fries for 5 minutes

by Unknownmemer69420 March 16, 2021

french toast my asshole

An expression used with anger, brought on by irony.

Alanis: "It's like rain on your wedding day, a no smoking sign on your cigarette break, like ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife, like meeting the man of your dreams...then meeting his beautiful wife.........

FRENCH TOAST MY ASSHOLE . "

by urbandiclova October 21, 2010