Ethan

A funny theater kid who can get drunk off of 2 shots

Person 1: who's that drunk person over there?
Person 2: that's Ethan. He had a kombucha.

by NoBiney January 13, 2023

Ethan

A person you need to block because they are not real and they are the worst mercy main in the world.

Omg is that Ethan I NEED TO FUCKING PUKE

by Horxch April 6, 2023

Ethan

Smart friendly hot knows the inside out of a SAT book like I know the what Warryn is going to eat for dessert.
The friend you can always rely on always shows up when you need him.

I wish I was Ethan

You should be more like Ethan

by Ethanlover69 April 7, 2023

Ethan R

An Ethan is a guy that’s 6ft tall on a good day, who’s just a bartender. Has tendencies to date young girls.

A: I just got served by an Ethan R!

B: That’s great but beware-
you’re 15 Kristina!

by Mossy Frog April 8, 2023

Ethan

The Ethan I know is a miracle hope bringer to Alyssa

Talking to an Ethan is like talking to a Deliverer from the Maker of the Heavens!

by Happy Christian April 10, 2023

Ethan

The simplest fucking retard, openly spouts words at self and can’t think, u hear him make notes to relocate.. he drops the female interest in 3 post.. and stretches Out for fake people, call em if u need a ride he sometime clicks but never connects permanently, his past life just said let dump him and forget…

That boy Ethan is true open door.. u can swing him and he openly think he can withstand a 980 strike punch… this child loses popularity in 4 post

Ladies don’t ever consider him wise he slurs words and can’t process simple shit

by Biggestkikever April 11, 2023

Ethan

Cringe

Person 1 - Who's the cringiest person you know-
Person 2 - Ethan

by thepehtyna April 14, 2023