Emily

The coolest person to walk the face of the Earth

#emily

by danny baiu April 29, 2022

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Emily

Emily is the type of girl to really annoy you. She makes you want to throw up at the sound of her name. If I were to describe Emily I would say she’s the type of person to steal your phone while you’re sleeping and not give it back, that’s how annoying she is. However if I can say one positive thing about her it’s that she knows how to act pretty well. Other than that she is just annoying

Hey Emily! You’re so annoying!

by Em123ly November 24, 2021

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emily armstrong

GOURGEOUS AF SINGER (aka my wife)

"i love emily armstrong"

by lozstuch.lol January 29, 2025

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Emily

Emily is the type of person who never allows others to curse, even though it’s her favorite sport. If you curse in front of her she will bitch slap you like she’s Will Smith. She thinks she is always right and she’s the best, when in reality that’s just what her mommy tells her. WARNING ⚠️ if you ever befriend an Emily, all your friends will drop you like a hot potato. Emily’s are the most moody people to exist. When you want to hang out with other people she will say “it’s not my fault my grandma died.” (Even though her grandma is fine and dandy. Over all, avoid all Emily’s, especially when their name is Emily G Suttmeier. If you don't compete or stop running, she calls you out of shape, unathletic, pathetic, and weak. When in reality emily is always shitty at all sports. NEVER EVER BEFRIEND ONE OF THESE BEASTS.

Emily: I can’t go to get lunch with you guys, I have to go home and sleep
Other friends: we can just go together
Emily: you guys fucking suck
5 MINUTES LATER
Emily: can you crack my back besties?

by Emily’s ex friend May 23, 2022

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