Cold ham water

When a girl posses into a guys mouth, then he snowballs the cold piss into another guys mouth.

girl: “want some cold ham water?”
guy: “ Sure?”

5 minutes later
guy: “ I regret everything”

by Jimster February 19, 2019

cold craig

When you're taking a shower while someone is also taking a shit, because the steam amplifies the smell.

Good, my girlfriend needs to stop giving me the cold Craig. I will never feel clean.

by Pseudonym McPseudonymface March 7, 2019

cold sec

as opposed to a “hot sec,” referring to a quick action or moment, “cold sec” is it’s opposite

an action or moment a tad longer than 30 seconds to a minute

person: “can you make me a grilled cheese sandwich”

other person: “ okay give me a cold sec, I just need to finish up my work.”

by Chongla May 18, 2019

cold mode

Someone is on cold mode when they are not performing up to their usual standards, just straight up slacking. The phrase was popularized by DMV rapper goat hoxe.

Trevor really showed Michael who the boss was, he put him on cold mode.

John hasn’t gotten any girls for weeks now, he’s on cold mode.

by Kyle Urban May 19, 2019

Cold Taco

Sex act whereby a female inserts ice cubes in her vagina and tops it off with hot sauce, preferably Cholula. Then the male inserts his penis into the prepared cold taco.

Dude, Hailey gave me a wicked cold taco last night. My dick still zinging.

by Sockratease June 19, 2019

Cold War

A rivalry between the Soviets and the Americans ,starting 1st of January 1947 and ending 1st of January 1991

A War that does not escalate a lot of heat (as in military attention)

The cold war started in 1947

The two countries are having a cold war

by SomeNoobOnTheInternet June 30, 2019

cold nacho

A cold clitoris.

Damn I wish I would’ve wore underwire, I have a cold nacho.

by Jimecca July 1, 2019