god’s candy

(Slang, vulgar) the build up of smegma, bodily fluids and sloughed skin cells under the male penile foreskin. Commonly referred to as “dick cheese” due to it’s sickly dairy scent.

“Dan marveled at the motherload of god’s candy on Ben’s stinky shaft.”

by Stalecracker-OG December 12, 2022

Candis

Ask someone if they know your friend Candis.

Boy: Hey baby, do you know Candis.
Girl: who is Candis?
Boy: Candis dick fit in your mouth?

by Durban Ictionare January 4, 2019

Mushroom candy

A drug. Very addictive

Hey man whatcha eating?
Mushroom candy
Oh shit

by Mushroom candy September 5, 2021

Candis

Funny joke

Hey do you know candis?

No who is candis?

Candis dick fit in yo mouth

by Gus bus June 4, 2021

Candy Crushing

Having sex with a stripper name Candy. Going to a Stripe Club. Having sex with a stripper.

Lets go Candy Crushing. Sure what time?

by J1 Socal January 12, 2016

Grenade Spray Candy

A grenade shaped spray bottle with flavored sweet water inside.

AYO YOU GOT ANY GRENADE SPRAY CANDY??

...A what?

by sausagememz April 18, 2022

Candy Funnel

A normal beer funnel, except within the act of chugging an individual or many individuals spit candy into the top of the funnel. The person that is chugging must also chug down the pieces of candy or else he or she is a bitch.

Greg, im gonna spit smarties into the funnel so that it becomes a candy funnel. Dont be a cunt muffin and not swallow the candy.

by Neil Durkin December 9, 2008