by MILF 49 June 1, 2018
Get the packing a soda can in his pantsmug. the self-inflicting nature of opening your mouth and saying things that are way out of line and inappropriate in respect to your current locale or circumstances; can also be doing some seriously stupid shit for your age.
Open up a can of dumb-ass: We went to the job site to complete our mission, but then our hosts opened up a can of dumb-ass by making a bunch of sexists remarks in front of one of our female teammates. That’s when we left the site, not before telling them that we will come back when they can act a bit more professional.
by unIMPpresseddd May 7, 2022
Get the Open up a can of dumb-assmug. Another way of asking a person for their number. Based on the holla holla holla guy from dave chappelle's show.
Explanation of phrase: when one asks for another persons number they usually say it by "can i have your number?" or "I see that fine bootay of yo's, holla with them digits at meh why dontchya?" The reason we say "mathematics" is because a number is theoretically math, hence the term can i have yo mathematics?
Explanation of phrase: when one asks for another persons number they usually say it by "can i have your number?" or "I see that fine bootay of yo's, holla with them digits at meh why dontchya?" The reason we say "mathematics" is because a number is theoretically math, hence the term can i have yo mathematics?
Nala: Hey Simba... you look hawt!
Simba: say gurl, lemme holla holla holla atchya. can I have yo mathematics?
Aash: Dayummmnnnn look at calaia's bootayyyy!
Shivani: wa wa wee wah I WANT!
*both yell at calaia* say gurl! can i have yo mathematics?!?!??
Simba: say gurl, lemme holla holla holla atchya. can I have yo mathematics?
Aash: Dayummmnnnn look at calaia's bootayyyy!
Shivani: wa wa wee wah I WANT!
*both yell at calaia* say gurl! can i have yo mathematics?!?!??
by Asswhole_with_a_dubya February 21, 2011
Get the Can I have yo mathematics?mug. "Can I french your basenji?" is what to say if you want to exchange sloppy kisses with someone's basenji.
" I say, can I french your basenji?" said Lord Caulthrop.
"Of course, dear fellow," replied Baron Wellesley, "but it'll cost you twenty-five pounds."
"Oh, and he bites."
"Of course, dear fellow," replied Baron Wellesley, "but it'll cost you twenty-five pounds."
"Oh, and he bites."
by scodder June 14, 2010
Get the can I french your basenjimug. A phrase that is usually shouted when something bad happens to the individual shouting. Used when someone frames an individual for either something they did/did not do.
Does not have to be relevant to one person accusing another person, as it also can be used if a piece of machinery fails to work or a driver cuts off another driver to point out the ridiculousness of the situation.
Goes back to when racial profiling was popular by cops. Used by any black male/female who was arrested in an attempt to defeat the legal system.
Does not have to be relevant to one person accusing another person, as it also can be used if a piece of machinery fails to work or a driver cuts off another driver to point out the ridiculousness of the situation.
Goes back to when racial profiling was popular by cops. Used by any black male/female who was arrested in an attempt to defeat the legal system.
by Alfons Richter April 8, 2008
Get the Can I get a witness?mug. Can I have you're digits?
Can I have you're number?
The typical, ghetto, black guy would ask this to a girl completely out of his league.
Can I have you're number?
The typical, ghetto, black guy would ask this to a girl completely out of his league.
by FarrahSaysHi February 8, 2012
Get the Can I have your 7s'?mug. When someone has a lot of swag (see sex appeal or charism) and you want some of it - this is what you ask them.
by Iconoklastic~ February 22, 2010
Get the Can I Borrow Some Swag?mug.