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Christmas boner

The strange erection you get on Christmas morning due to the excitement of opening presents or the thought of opening presents.
I got a Christmas boner when I saw a huge present by the tree that was for me.
Christmas boner by GaMeRuInEr December 30, 2006

tittie boner 

When you have erect nipples and they stick out such as when one is nippingwhich may happen when aroused
The very thought of using a poop condom gave me a tittie boner
tittie boner by Phishman631 April 20, 2008

Storm Boner 

The uncharacteristic giddiness of meteorologists when a major weather event occurs.
With all the earthquakes and hurricane issues, all the weather people are getting storm boners...
Storm Boner by Animalvader August 30, 2011

Insta-boner

A stiffy obtained merely from seeing a bangin chick.
Phil: "Dude, Denise gave me such an insta-boner last night!"
Connor: "Dude thats my mom!"
Insta-boner by Aakash P December 27, 2011

Piss Boner 

An involuntary erection generally occurring upon waking in the morning.
Man, I was havin' this really vivid dream, but then I woke up with just a piss boner, y'know what I mean, man?
Piss Boner by kinsmed July 2, 2004

raging boner 

when a man gets a boner and runs around his house breaking items with it, such as windows, lamps, and otherwise glass objects.
Guy 1: “yo what happened to your window bro?”
Guy 2: “man I got a raging boner the other night
raging boner by your mother June 3, 2018