baby shmeat

someone with a very small penis, compared to the size of a baby’s. used as an insult of a prepubescent kid.

You see Tyler over there, i bet he has a baby shmeat.

by clout chaser jake October 22, 2019

Baby wowzaw

A baby wowzaw is a unique thing on your dog that you may say when his jowls get pushed up.

When i walked in the door I saw the funniest baby wowzaw on his face.

by Nibble nose king November 30, 2020

Beef baby

1.) The distention of the abdomen due to consuming an excess of meat: specificly beef.

2.) A child that looks like a pot roast.

1.) Don't tickle me I have a beef baby.
2.) Don't tickle my beef baby

by Siren09876 September 7, 2021

Seltzer Baby

A seltzer baby is where you pull your someones pants down and pour/splash sparkling water in someones asscrack "must be non consensual"

"Hey did you hear that Connor totally gave dylon a seltzer baby"

by Mr.buiscuitz September 12, 2021

Protein Baby

A protein baby is when a gymrat overloads on a protein shake and as a result their stomach expands.

Kyle chugged a whole protein shake and now he’s got a protein baby!

by Rancid gym cunt September 29, 2021

baby zaddy

When the father of your child/children is a tall, handsome, confident type.

All them moms in the hood be after my baby zaddy

by Foster P July 21, 2021

Baby Tina

The Worst Baby Ever Made

"Do you like Baby Tina?"
"No."

by BrownBoiTTV August 12, 2021