Texas Chili-Bowl

The act of a male eating the ingredients to texas chili and proceeding to make himself vomit on his girl's head. Then he places a bowl on her head and gives her a haircut.

Joey: I am kind of hungry. What should I eat for dinner?

Stephanie: I really need a haircut.

Joey: Are you thinking what I am thinking?

Stephanie: TEXAS CHILI-BOWL!

by Cesara June 19, 2008

TEXAS CHILI BOWL

when you take cocaine and snort it out of a girls vagina and then when she falls asleep you put chili in her vagina too and lick it until she wakes up than you masturbate to animal planet .

i had a texas chili bowl with my girlfriend last night.

by gaterman February 09, 2010

texas turtle head

When you have a turtle head poking out and a guy sticks his dick on the turtle head and keeps shoving it in and out

She was so nasty she wanted me to do a Texas turtle head with her

by im dat guy... April 13, 2015

Texas Steam Pot

When a man is taking a big shit while getting head from another person

There's nothing better than a good ol' texas steam pot

by Bill O'reilly April 08, 2005

Texas Chili Bowl

When a man of seventy years of age has sex with a fetus and pours texas chili sauce its eye cavities and bleeds the ass hole to smash a telephone in there while taking a dump on the flag of Ukraine and eating the fetus, with the telephone

"Hi Mom"
"Can I Have A Texas Chili Bowl"
"Sure Son"

by DJ Psyko December 11, 2006

texas cheese curl

When fucking a girl in the asshole (yum) she takes a shit on your cock and when you pull it out your dick will curl!

I just fucked your woman and she did a texas cheese curl on me baby

by Adam the ass goblin October 26, 2007

texas sized 10-4

texas sized 10-4, often used by hicks (mainly from Ontario), means I agree, or yes. it may also mean I understand depending on the context

"hey wanna go pick of some gophers with a 22 down by the roadside"
"that's a texas sized 10-4 buddy"

by big boy11 October 03, 2016