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fake ass pick-me

a bitch who usually fakes adhd and other mental disorder I don't know for sure but they usually has an friend who actually has mental disorders but I have had a friend like this before who used me to make friends, ditched me and made me try and commit su1c!de
omfg she is such a fake ass pick-me she literally faked adhd and ditched me
by jazzie<3 December 18, 2023
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The Albanian Ass-Blaster

The Albanian Ass-Blaster is a reference to the niche sexual act of inserting a cork into one's partner's ass, let the pressure build up, then sit under said partner and take the cork out with your mouth. It was popularised during post-communism Albania, specifically in the Albanian city of Berat.
"Dude, this German chick loves the Albanian Ass-Blaster, you should totally try it sometime."
by HumbleContributor July 7, 2025
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hokey pokey ass nigga

A ¨Hokey Pokey Ass Nigga¨ is somebody that usually does questionable homo-erotic things to another person.
Leo: ¨Man Hunter is a Hokey Pokey Ass Nigga!¨
Mercer: ¨I know right! He was trying to touch my dick last night at that party!¨
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Bitch-Ass Cock-Mongering Gutter Slut

A person who is being extremely annoying, unreasonable, frustrating, or simply a massive whore.
Person 1: I went to the store today and the lady in front of me bought so much stuff it took forever.
Person 2: What a bitch-ass cock-mongering gutter slut.
by log_e(e^e)=e May 20, 2023
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glenn ass

Nice and big and juicy
dang glenn ass is so big and juicy
by Glenn ass November 17, 2020
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Kyle ass behavior

An unevolved Kyle is impulsive and prone to punching holes in the wall. Kyle doesn't take accountability. If anything, Kyle rationalizes this behavior by blaming everyone else, including the fly that landed on his arm when he was skateboarding from his car to his front door. Kyle ass behavior is immature and quite frankly, embarrassing af.
Stop with that Kyle ass behavior! You're embarrassing the homies.
by brothafromanotha October 3, 2023
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THEIFIN ASS

Ass to use your ass for stealing AND LIEING TO HIDE THINGS IN YOUR BUTT AUSTN POWERS
HEY YOU THEIFIN ASS .WHERES MY COCK
by THE BEAR . Husband December 16, 2023
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