Big Dick Tuggin Gill

Tuggin gill tugs, he don't got a big dick he just be tuggin on em

the other day i met this chick and it was a pretty bad experience because she was a big dick tuggin gill.

by bender12 March 7, 2024

Stroke-dick easy

when something is so easy you can (theoretically) stroke-off while completing the task.

Wife: how was your first day?

Me: the first day was peace of cake, it was stroke-dick easy!

by Therealkingdavid August 27, 2023

Big Dick Randy

A big black guy with a big dick, hence the name, who is said to have taken multiple kids' candy on Halloween.

On Halloween, there will be a nigga you going to take his pain. He's big and black he will take your candy that nigga's name is Big Dick Randy.

by TheForeverVirgin19375 August 30, 2025

Move dick

It's a different type of masturbation when you see something attractive on the internet while being too lazy to remove your shorts or pants, instead you dry hump your own bed.
When there is no one else in the room where you do it.

me: "moving dick"

dad: What the fuck are you doing? Stop moving dick!
brother: Caught ya moving dick

Dad's girlfriend: What are you doing? Stop staring me like that when you're doing it
me: "Continues to move dick"

by freaking kid October 30, 2021

Massive dick confit

It’s songood

Have you ever had massive dick confit? It’s songood

by No tap August 1, 2024

Dick

Something that is used in sex. Real word, Penis.

YOU ARE SUCH A DICK. I HOPE WHOVER SUCKS YOUR DICK HURTS YOU.

by anonymous November 5, 2020

dick's dividend

The zero dividend or return you get from the bookmaker when you bet like a dickhead or a complete cock without thinking.
A losing bet.

Hey Joe, how did you go on race 3 ? Did you pick number 5 like I told ya ?
Na, I got a dick's dividend. Went for number 3. Bloody donkey ran stone last.

by BwanaPD May 16, 2016