touch the glass save your ass

touching the glass of your car when you go over railroad tracks

whyd you touch the windshield
“touch the glass save your ass motherfucker”

by iprollyfuckedyobitch October 18, 2022

shit balls and ass cock

Something you say when you fuck up... royally.

Oh, shit balls and ass cock! I left the car in neutral and now it's in the lake.

by RowVII January 20, 2017

gush that ass

Suck the poop out your ass

Let me gush that ass

by Nenass_ September 19, 2021

Cagle ass nigga

This is a type of Nigga that you need to watch for. He think that prison rule is the rules of life. Don’t drop the saop or he might be behind you. This nigga is the type that would put his seed in your son. He is the type of nigga who over the age of 18, but still think if you are over the age of 10 you on up for grabs.

Watch out, that Cagle ass nigga is coming for your 12-year-old son.

by little _nigga January 28, 2019

dry ass

From the French "cul sec", equivalent of bottoms up, drinking your glass in one go.

At the bar : "Lets get Jagger bombs, and this time : dry ass !" proceeds to drink his glass in one go

by nico0807 April 08, 2018

Ass cookie

Soften stool that depicts the look and feel of a cookie.

My stomach hurts so I’m going to go to the bathroom and make an ass cookie.

Wow, my poop looks like a perfect ass cookie.

by MarinaCityBrian December 23, 2018

Ass cookie

Ass cookie is feces, what most people call shit. Ass Cookie is an alternate name for an Asshole Baby since shit comes from asses.

Gina: You're an Asshole Baby, Bill.

Bill: I don't care. You're an Ass Cookie.

Brandon: Same thing.

Ted: That must make me a Butt Nugget?

Gina: Bullseye.

by Box Worm November 25, 2019