My life is a potato

a sentence that a retard would say

some loser fuck: My life is a potato!
Every other well-developed human being: Oh no, he's retarded

by georgy177 February 5, 2021

Shake My Sparkle

To fully satisfy ones sexual desires or fantasies.

I gave her a few chances, but she just couldn't shake my sparkle.

by Blahblahskiddlebob January 30, 2023

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 11, 2025

putting my feet to sleep

As used by Gordon gecko in wall st, “he’s putting her feet to sleep…exit visas are imminent…”

Dude, I feel bad for him…she’s horrible in bed…must be putting his feet to sleep (ie putting my feet to sleep)

by Mr CPE July 6, 2025

Watering My Monkey

An excuse to tell your friend when you aren't really busy, but don't actually want to spend time with them either.

"Hey Elizabeth, can you hang out tonight" "No, sorry, I'm watering my monkey tonight"

by thndrchunky December 1, 2016

i CoUlD hAvE mY InTeRnEt TaKeN aWaY

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0: i CoUlD hAvE mY InTeRnEt TaKeN aWaY

by BicicletaRusa February 14, 2025

wear my meat loafers

have a craving for meat, inspired by the meat loaf scene with Will Ferrel in Wedding Crashers

Let's go for lunch! I wear my meat loafers today.

by Johnny Lavender March 16, 2008