Not my barrel of toads

To refer to a situation or event where one does not wish to be a part. This is equivalent to the popular phrase "Not my circus, not my monkeys".

"Hey man if I don't pass this test my parents are gonna kill me, can you help me study?"
"Sorry man not my barrel of toads"

by ToadNose January 18, 2024

Hold my dick

Phrase said to clergy when they try to molest you.

Priest: Hey, sweet boy. Wanna try something new?
Choir boy: Hold my dick, creep!

by armerlinsea April 17, 2022

In my head

Anxious, unable to get into a flow state (like the yips) or stop thinking about something

A little in my head after another threesome.

by Sablow October 13, 2022

In my head

It isn't that.

Hym "It isn't in my head you want you to be able to take the rights of people who are a threat to your kids and you don't have a mechanism for that so instead you are doing this. I am turning this into a mechanism for me to get out. That is happening. You're not stopping. I'm not changing my mind. I'm not giving up a single right. My first purchase when I get my money will be a gun. I'm not talking to a shrink. It doesn't FEEL like anything. You just don't want to have to acknowledge the extent to which what is happening is actually. I'm not changing anything."

by Hym Iam January 08, 2025

My Goodness

Beautiful, sexy, smart, MILF

Brandi comes walking in with some pickled peppers

Phew, look at you woman. MY GOODNESS

by Possum Top June 25, 2021

eat my hitch

When you are driving a big ass dually and someone wants to ride your ass

Or

When you want someone to suck your dick (male) or eat your ass (female)

This dude in a tundra can eat my hitch!! Always riding my ass!!

by Big daddy van November 10, 2021

Rage My Professor

Instead of "Rate my Professor", this means to write a livid review about your professor on the Rate My Professor website. You rage about your professor. This also can just be a typo of the regular "rate". The acronym for this is "RMP".

I am so fucking pissed about my grade. I am going to Rage My Professor now!

I am really angry and upset about this class. I will Rage my Professor!

by LingDanc803 February 28, 2023