My AK is jammed

When you are bad in Counter Strike and keep losing but you dont want to blame yourself.

Person 1: Bro, Person 2 you are so bad at the game, stop playing it.
Person 2: It's not me, My AK is jammed, doesn't want to shoot.

by pepsimango July 21, 2024

my white

The person who has your heart, who you truly love. Your forever person.

You’re my favorite person, my white.

by 1luvgabi June 6, 2023

My Name Is Caine

He is your bitch.

“My name is Caine. I am your bitch. And I’m here to show you the most horny, sex appealing, pornographic imagery you’ve ever laid your eyes upon! He’s also here to destroy Vivziepop’s career.”

by firstname bunchanumbuhs January 17, 2024

Hit My Phone

To call a person on there cell phone, and to be instrested in them

"Hey baby, hit my phone..."
"K."

by My dictionary2009 September 27, 2020

yk my body

you know what i would do and you know that i can do that and that im like that.

“Yo you got that” whatttt yk my bodyyuyu

by Mr ykmybody October 29, 2025

my ass

assa

it os a assa . my ass

by h0bo October 1, 2020

Oh my lol

When something is so funny you need to declare it. Sometime you will hear a Gen Z or even a millennial say “LOL” or “lol”. Oh my lol implies that but with a little more efficacy.

Did you just hear that our MP has been described as having the shelf life of lettuce?
Oh my lol, I heard that! She’s getting shredded!

by Bah Zah October 14, 2022