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spank my tank

"Ryan, spank my tank ples," Rebecca said with a smirk.
by Spank my Tank February 16, 2017
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My Ball

If someone has told you this it means that they are claiming you as a person of interest or someone they want to shoot they shot at.
by Da big drop May 28, 2025
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shittering in my briskets

Exclamation of fear, similar to shivering in my boots
Guy at haunted house: im absolutely shittering in my briskets
by nuppington January 12, 2023
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Fighting for my healthcare

No. You are fighting for the healthcare of Kierkegaard's abstract phantom.
Hym "Fighting for my healthcare? I am not Kierkegaard's abstract phantom. I am the creator of AI. You need to credit me for doing that and pay me for that and the fact you are trying to leave me to dying with you abscond with the byproduct of my mind. You didn't have to figure out how to make AI and you didn't have to sit there with too much fluid in your brainz... So I should have to do what YOU do. Everyone does need to have healthcare for me to get healthcare. If you were crediting and paying me I could just have the healthcare now and I wouldn't have to wait for you to win a fight that no one has ever been able to win. You've literally NEVER WON... And now I have to sit here and die because if you can win then I don't need healthcare immediately. And I'm still not accepting any conditions. You still just credit and pay me and then fuck right off into the sunset because IF THE FUTURE IS BRIGHT... It is BECAUSE and ONLY BECAUSE... I AM THE RADIANT DAWN... Warming that little shit-filled cranium of yours."
by Hym Iam March 21, 2025
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My Blue

The person who is always there for you. A calm and responsible person that you can trust and depend on even when you've hurt them.
"Who would do you call when you're sad"
"My Blue. They're always there for me"
by Troykiekie December 8, 2020
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Fake my Jake

Fooling or tricking someone; yanking one’s chain
He told me he was a millionaire, but he can’t fake my Jake.
by Pnutz94 January 2, 2023
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