golden day

Your first day in heaven

May the deceased make it to the golden day!

by St. Crypt May 14, 2022

National Stuff Animal Day

Bring your stuff animal with you places. School, shops, bring that “stuffie 🥺” everywhere!!

“Oh it’s National Stuff Animal Day!”
“Seriously?”
“Yea”

by 69lives96wives May 14, 2022

National Send Nudes Day

May 14 is National Send Nudes Day !! On this day you send nudes to a whole bunch of ppl you know to make their day :))

A very attractive woman: Omg it’s May 14
Loki: What’s May 14th?
A very attractive woman: Here let me show you !! *sends a very sexy nude* It’s National Send Nudes Day

by Loki_cool123 May 14, 2022

National Sex Day

May 13th. This is the day you have to loose your virginity on while you’re sleeping over at your s/o’s house or cottage.

Liam: “Uhm Abby, check the date.”

Abby: “OMFG ITS NATIONAL SEX DAY!!! You already know what Katelyn and Ethan are doing later 😉”

by abbabobabba69 May 14, 2022

Back to the streets day

May 15th is when we celebrate national go back to the streets day, this special day is when we point out and mention our fellow hoes and simply say hey.. go back to the streets

Bobby: Tomorrows my birthday I’m so exited

David: no one cares about your birthday Bobby we all celebrate go back to the streets day instead

by Standingshady May 14, 2022

national ass pic day

yo may 15th is national ass pic day
send an ass pic to you significant other to receive one back

girl #1: yo it’s national ass pic day, i should definitely send my gf an ass pic.
girl #2: i hear if you send an ass pic you receive one back

by imgayandilikefrogs May 14, 2022

Touch your Cousin Day

On March 13th it is National touch your cousin day!! If you love touching your family members this is the best day for you!!!

"Do you like touching your cousins? Not a lot. Tomorrow is National touch your cousin day!!!"

by Urban Dicktonary Book May 14, 2022