Jewel World Domination

It's an amazing fact! Jewel World Domination will happen in the year 9091 anyways, follow @_luvyongie in twitter.

"Hey! Have you heard about the news in 9091?"
"Huh? What is it?"
"It's about Jewel World Domination! Go follow @_luvyongie in twitter to be updated!"

by @_luvyongie October 14, 2020

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First World Epiphany

A lesson learned, or a realization reached, by a person associated with privilege, that may seem obvious to others whose material wealth or access to comfort is compromised by larger global systems.

Tim told his friend Gina that in the days following the Hurricane he was restless and starting to get depressed. Without the subways running and no cable or Internet he didn’t know what to do with himself.

“I was laying in my bed one afternoon looking up at the ceiling,” explained Tim, “and it hit me: I didn’t always have to be busy to feel valuable. I am enough.”

“Duh!” said Gina, “sounds like you had a first world epiphany.“

by theodorekerr January 13, 2013

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World Hunger Syndrome

The ability to solve any problem when half asleep, but with the inability to remember the solution once awakened.

John: "I swear, last night before I fell asleep, I was working all of those differential equations in my head. Today, I'm looking at a blank piece of paper again."
Jane: "Sounds like a classic case of World Hunger Syndrome."

by Ameerlolkat September 2, 2013

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Third world crouch

A common stance used by patrons of public restrooms where there are no toilets found, but only holes in the ground. Typically found in most Asian and African countries.

How did you enjoy your trip to China?

Alright, except that third world crouch I had to do in the public bathrooms did a number on my knees.

by ohhman327 March 11, 2011

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