post-work poop

Our toilets at work were covered in urine, so I couldn’t poo. Need to release that PWP(Post-Work Poop), I’ll call you back.

by NoGoodUseless1 December 28, 2022

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Work like fuck

When the only option is to work really hard to get a job done.

John: "Have you done that report? It's due today."
Ash: "I haven't started it. I don't think I can get it done today."
John: "What if you work like fuck?"
Ash: "If I work like fuck, I can get it done."

by Jimmy Peters July 1, 2021

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mad work

to produce spectacular results in an unconventional manner

"yo brah did you see what kade did with the socket wrench in an hour on the skyline?? Mad work brah!"

by sswitchback July 3, 2025

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Working as hard as a congressman

Working hard at not working, or working as little as possible. A fancier way of saying "slacking off".

"Yeah, Bob has been working as hard as a congressman."
"Give me a break! I've been working as hard as a congressman all day!"
"He should really run for congress, he already works as hard as they do."
"Jim is working as hard as a congressman right now, you can reach him later."

by Drunkle Dunkle February 22, 2019

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want to work with kathryn hahn

wanting to work or do something with someone for the sole purpose of making out with that person

example 1: aubrey plaza really said that she didn't care about marvel and that she just want(ed) to work with kathryn hahn and they just ended up making out in agatha all along lmao

example 2:

person 1: so she just asked me if I want to work with kathryn hahn tonight.....

person 2: omg girl you better get ready then

by motherhahn November 4, 2024

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