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wet william

when a man licks his finger and gets earwax from his finger and fingers his son
person 1: i met this guy last night

person 2: what’d you guys do?

person 1: he gave me a wet william!

person 2: sick!
by wetwoody October 1, 2021
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William

"William is a bitch"
by Dexter1062 October 15, 2021
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William

William or Hem is a very smart guy with very clammy hands. And is very bad in social situations.
Look at at that William.
by Hem Øyvind October 10, 2018
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William brown

He is the coolest guy who u would fall in love with instantly he plays sport all the fucking shit and he has abs and the fluffy most prettiest hair in the world he has a personality and he is kind of a bully but he doesn’t mean it he is naughty and gets in trouble all the time by his admirer……when I first saw him I always called him hottie boy he does now know I like him…..I wish he liked me back…. Kaan-Alessio-dilan-will-Dominic and these other year 7s
by OACC LIVY August 7, 2023
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William Shakespeare

A really kind dude who writes sad poems and tragedy.
I'm gonna read some of William Shakespeare's poems.
by My sexual identity is KM/S April 24, 2019
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naveah williams

a weirdo whos friends with everyone thats it and shes in love with gregory hannah
naveah williams bout to be naveah hannah-greg
by bigdickbee69 March 4, 2022
mugGet the naveah williamsmug.

William

Unlike William Shakespear, regular William is not very smart or intellectual.
He's probably acoustic and more than likely not very popular (he thinks everyone likes him tho)
He gets on everyones nerves, and i mean everyones, he might have one or two friends, but i doubt they actually enjoy being around him.
He can be funny sometimes, but most of the time he's gonna be the only laughing at his joke (the rest is laughing cause of how stupid it sounds)
William's either got Acne, Bacne, Blackheads, enlarged pores or all 4.
He's probably not the most hygienic person ever, although that might be cause he's a teenage boy, i'll give him that.
In all likelyness he's HIGHLY immature and doesn't want to admit that he gets no bitches.
The only woman in his life is his mother, who assures him he's all she's ever wanted, when in reality she probably wanted a daughter or a dog.
He's loud asf and never shuts his damn mouth unless he's concentrated on some bird outside or something, dirty fucking animal - him not the bird
I guess he can be nice sometimes tho
Girl: oh hell naw, there comes william
Boy: How do you know
Girl: I can hear him from 3 blocks away
by TGIF.com September 4, 2024
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