Wood Bruise

The soreness following up a good fuck.
Girl 1:Man my boyfriend fucked me so hard last night.
Girl 2: Are you wood bruised?
by GairBear March 01, 2013
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ben woods

Full time dwarf generally under 5ft and is crusty
Ben woods you know
by Jason Fay 1992 November 22, 2019
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wee wood

literally just murdering everyone in your family
i wee wood!
by CHOOCJIE March 04, 2022
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Otto wood

some awesome guy at a waterpark who plays drums
person: omg is that otto wood
me: AAAAA
by Hiidef August 17, 2022
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wooding

When you get very hard.
Mizernik1: Are u horny??
Mizernik2: Yes, im litteraly wooding so hard rn!
Mizernik1: Damn.
by kurtacha69 November 13, 2022
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Hood Wood

A man that likes having multiple baby mommas that is from the hood.
“Dude, your such a Hood Wood.”
by SkurtSkurtbish June 05, 2023
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Hood Wood

A man that likes having multiple baby mommas that is from the hood.
“Dude, your such a Hood Wood.”
by SkurtSkurtbish June 05, 2023
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