one-off

short for One of a Kind

The one-off neon in Jinsoku is so tight, I wonder where he got the idea for that widebody!

by scottyonapotty February 03, 2005

I'm on one

Being on a drug that makes you feel on top of the world. Your mental capacity is greater than normal. You will be psychologically inclined with theories.

I will be traveling around the world so you bet i'm on one.

by Someone Great June 01, 2011

tie one on

to get drunk

by bob reading August 10, 2003

meaty one

When you haven't been for 4 days and you kinda just squat in a bush and it explodes ruptures your anus till you bleed more than Kim k after a night ray j, or when a gay guy forgets to pull the anal beads out

"That was great ray j but next time flush after you do a meaty one"

by Smartkarius July 25, 2018

One secaroni

Cooler, funner way to say one second

Ill be back in one secaroni

by N.Zoobear March 29, 2016

made one

Took a dump.

"I almost made one in my pants."

by Atrocious_Slug September 23, 2022

Asshole-in-one

When you strike an obnoxious golfer or disc golfer with a ball or disc, respectively.

I was playing a solo round or disc golf yesterday behind a group of six that wouldn’t let me play through, so I scored an asshole-in-one off the tee pad to voice my displeasure.

I didn’t realize I was being a drunk and obnoxious asshole on the links yesterday, until a guy on the card behind me teed up an asshole-in-one on me.

by Cpl Schmuckatelli July 23, 2020