Thomas is a child with a magnum dong (10 inches or more) who gets crushed on by dumb bitches (only one dumb bitch tho)
by Jackson Adams April 21, 2020
Get the Thomas mug.A God-Like man who reaches his true form when referred to as The "Tomasi M" and unleashes his true powers of the MMMMMM. When in the Tomasi M form, he can do anything he sets his mind to.
by thembigolporkers December 7, 2022
Get the Thomas mug.1. Blue tank engine (E2) that is the star of the TV show featuring his name. His theme song goes well with rap, too.
2. Guy with the misfortune of sharing the same name as the blue tank engine. Goes by Tom, but will have to go back to his regular name when he his siblings have kids.
2. Guy with the misfortune of sharing the same name as the blue tank engine. Goes by Tom, but will have to go back to his regular name when he his siblings have kids.
"Well, if it isn't Thomas the Tank Engine."
"This is why I go by Tom."
"Hi uncle Tom!"
"I need to get my name changed legally."
"This is why I go by Tom."
"Hi uncle Tom!"
"I need to get my name changed legally."
by Clutterofmass February 19, 2023
Get the Thomas mug.the sexiest guy you’ll ever meet, gorgeous, handsome everything. Thomas Jolley can be often referred to as a ‘sloth’ due to his beautiful n lively character. The sloth thomas jolley is often blind and as a result as to wear glasses. If you know a thomas jolley in your life make sure you become friends and stay friends as he is likely to become rich n hench in his adult years. Another term for thomas jolley is absolutely solid and a massive unit.
by kingsmenC January 22, 2020
Get the thomas jolley mug.A deaf dumbass who can’t hear shit when he has his AirPods in and says “Sorry couldn’t hear you had my noise canceling AirPods in.” Also know as Ree Kid
by DANKBRUH420 January 5, 2020
Get the Thomas A mug.From the endz of Tamworth, He Born and raised by in a caravan by his mum and dad who also happened to be siblings. He dwells in Tamworth regional playground with his abo mates rolling 8 year olds our of their lunch money.
by Eshaybra22704 May 29, 2022
Get the Angus Thomas mug.When an accident occurs that is both funny and improbable; a situation that would only happen to a Thomas.
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