Thomas is the Fat ass, Racist, Sexist, Homophobic that throughout every lesson of the eighth grade i was forced to sit next to. he has a repugnant personality that caused him to be bullied in primary school, he is Australian but the worst side of it. His family is from Germany, and he is genrally unliked. Thomas is also a weeb who loves One Piece, Thomas here, IF YOU DONT LIKE ONE PIECE, I WILL FIND YOU, AND YOU WILL SIT THROUGH ALL 1000+ EPISODES 10 TIMES, I WILL WATCH YOU WATCH IT. Thomas i kno where you live dont touch my laptop
That concludes Thomas, i do not like him, please help me.
Thomas the train engine
That concludes Thomas, i do not like him, please help me.
Thomas the train engine
by Mr_E7473 November 13, 2023
Get the Thomasmug. 
A Ross Thomas tail was being told, it went a little like this ‘The grass was pink that day back in 1916’
by Jay rae June 24, 2020
Get the A Ross Thomas Tailmug. The silliest goofus who tells funny stories with the most gorgeous blue eyes you will ever lay eyes on and laughter like sunshine incarnated.
He’s also hella the fuck smart, like *hello-??* He’s one of the most insightful folks you will meet in the history of ever, especially if you have a bonkers off the wall adhd brain like mwah.
Slightly anti-social though, and by slightly I mean extremely and by extremely I mean *holy shit*
He’s also hella the fuck smart, like *hello-??* He’s one of the most insightful folks you will meet in the history of ever, especially if you have a bonkers off the wall adhd brain like mwah.
Slightly anti-social though, and by slightly I mean extremely and by extremely I mean *holy shit*
Me: I might have a slight crush on Thomas
My beloved bsf: *looks me dead in the eyes* do not be a biscuithead, THIS-
My beloved bsf: *looks me dead in the eyes* do not be a biscuithead, THIS-
by AnUnravelingUnknown June 23, 2023
Get the Thomasmug. by Nediawk February 17, 2022
Get the Thomas Chanmug. Stupid bitch with weird teeth and weird hair that likes to watch small children. He often goes to state school playgrounds in recess with a high-zoom camera and films them going down the slide. He likes it deep.
Parent 1: “Thomas Crewe-Read is here! Fucking protect your kids”
Parent 2: “Damn straight, ni, get that creepy bastard fat 🥷🏿 out of this shithole!”
Parent 2: “Damn straight, ni, get that creepy bastard fat 🥷🏿 out of this shithole!”
by SlipperySloshy January 16, 2023
Get the Thomas Crewe-Readmug. A Gorgeous boy who will break your heart in moments time, but don’t tell him this, as he would feel horrible about it. He’s a great person. He acts very flirtatious with you even though he said he’d still treat you “like a friend.” If you’re sad he’ll do anything he can to make you laugh, even if that just means kicking your seat. He probably listens to some pretty epic music, and maybe he plays bass guitar. He’ll have just enough in common with you to where you’re sure he’s the one. But he’s probably not. We’ll see.
by theauthorguy February 29, 2020
Get the Thomasmug.