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Smoking the donut

When you stick a joint in the butthole of a slutty black girl and she puffs the joint by farting and then you proceed to inhale the secondhand smoke
Man.. me and sharkisha were smoking the donut last night and we both got baked
by Nigger bob square dick February 16, 2024
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smoke your jaw

a phrase to describe obliterating someones jaw with your fist
don't chat to me or ill smoke your jaw fam
by columbine park shooter November 9, 2022
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Bloke Smoking

The act of giving Oral sex to a man, most likely implying prostitution.
-That woman over there is probably a Bloke Smoker.
- she loves Bloke Smoking
by YEETUSMYFEETUSBITCH December 18, 2022
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Tongue Punch the Smoke Rod

When you are hitting a bong and slip the tongue in.
After George decided to tongue punch the smoke rod, nobody was willing to hit it.
by BigBallBingus June 10, 2021
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Smoke the feds

Smoke the Feds
To engage in a high-speed police chase, out-driving and evading the authorities to get away, either solo or with friends, often while smoking a spliff and blasting loud music. The driver might be in a high-performance car, like a Golf R, or a old banger, sometimes stolen or uninsured, unroadworthy, and possibly driven without a license. They could also be riding dirty or involved in criminal activity, like a robbery.

The driver might be intoxicated, over the legal limit for alcohol or drugs. During the chase, they might wipe fingerprints, use hazard lights to signal to the police to move aside, lock the doors, and speed off. They might also film the chase to post on social media or share with friends, turning it into a viral video.

If caught, the driver risks prison time, losing their license, a long driving ban, or even causing a fatal accident.
Frank: “Lee, did you see that viral YouTube video of those Scouser lads in the Golf R? Getting chased and getting away from the feds?—they proper

Smoke the feds.
Lee: “Yeah, mate! They were smoking a spliff, having a laugh, blasting tunes on the motorway, weaving between cars… must’ve been doing a hundred mile an hour or more! LOL. Mad lads, innit?”

Frank: “It gave me an adrenaline rush just watching it! They proper Smoked the feds
by Jamie Cheese November 17, 2025
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smells like smoke on the wonderwall to hell

The ultimate banned riff that is never to be played but is often requested
“That’s pretty cool, but can you play smells like smoke on the wonderwall to hell“
by RatteCat January 15, 2021
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Somalian Smoke Detector

When you exhale smoke from a vape/cigarette into another persons asshole.
by Willsmithspapa420 October 3, 2024
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