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Kevin

Kevin is an extremely large human, He is fat and will die before 20 due to diabetes, heart failure, liver failure and erectile dysfunction. Kevins have hobbies of eating, chewing, swallowing, gaming and gambling. Kevin is unclean due to the difficulty cleaning between his rolls. Kevin's ankles touch the ground and his belly button has absorbed his penis
"Stop eating your gonna become Kevin"
by Simon Lin August 11, 2024
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Kevin Durant

A goat like figure. Also known as the slim reaper or the “snake”
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Kevin

Kevin is the most amazing partner a person can ever have. He's loyal, determined, driven, and incredibly intelligent. His dark side makes him all the more irresistible to be around, and before you know it you'll think of a future with him and fall madly in love. Kevin is a personification of every book boyfriend people lust over and wish to have, with charm to match it. They are prone to have insecurities and trust issues, so above all else, make sure to let a Kevin know that you love and care for them, and that you wouldn't betray them.
I am very grateful to have Kevin in my life.
by LazywolfBex November 20, 2021
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Kevin

Kevin is kevin
by Caliber123726 November 23, 2021
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kevin leblanc

a boy who’s in love with moogie and smells and likes lightskins.
that’s kevin LeBlanc he likes megando.
by anonymous August 24, 2021
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Kevin Rinald

An English Teacher who loves his students and gives us vocab quizzes every weekend. He is a big fan of David Denby and John Green. If you ever get a English teacher like this you will be very lucky. He also owns a durag (green silk). He puts that ____ on everyday of the week. His favorite day is Thrusday and he is the next Michael Phelps.
"Who is your English teacher this semester"
"I have Kevin Rinald also referred to as HIM."
by David Denby January 31, 2023
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