Jake

A gay ass bitch that sits alone with mc Donald's sweet tea

Jake is ir mom

by The lexi March 4, 2022

Jake

Generally displeasing, corny or "whack".

Common 1980's urban Cleveland slang.

"You're jake bro."

"I can't believe I wasted money on that jake ass movie."

by SortaRican216 November 29, 2018

Jake

A guy that is really touchy and who likes to break people's hearts

Jake is a douche

Jake is such a man hoe

by anonymous October 14, 2018

Jake Mulconray

HOT MAN I LOVE HIS HOT MOTHER :D

Jake Mulconray is hot

by Edzcool101 October 11, 2022

Jake Paul

The hardened crust formed in the bellybutton from improper masterbation cleaning.

Logan Paul: Darn, I got some white crust in my bellybutton from last night.
Human: Looks like your little brother (Jake Paul) crawled in your bellybutton

by Boat69 June 30, 2021

Jake

A total fucking retard that does the most stupidest shit whenever he can.

don’t be friends with this retard, you'll regret it...

Guy: You friends with Jake?
Other guy: yea why?
Guy: okay, he’s gonna ruin ur day.

by A guy not named Jake March 11, 2018

Jake

Jake is a wonderful person that is always willing to brighten your day. When you find a Jake, typically they will be arrogant and in-denial at first but turns out to be a charming and a ladies man. Jake is the so-called type to be extremely smart acing his subjects with ease. Jake holds bonds with his bonds very well and is the type that would retain their friendships for a long duration of time. Jake is the person to be with.

"What's everyone talking about? It's that Jake!"

by agjjgakowaohgwhoitgw April 22, 2021