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Sneeze Fart

A person who sneezes and attempts to block the sneeze and the pressure caused by this blocking makes the person in question fart
by Marchetti May 3, 2009
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fart nugget

dude1~dude, wut a fartnugget.
dude2~seriously...
by my@sshurtz October 8, 2003
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fart sandwhich

The action of catching a fart in your cupped hand and then shoving your hand on someone's mouth.
Bigger gave Dixon a fart sandwhich.
by ilangsfs November 10, 2008
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corpse fart

a fart that smells like road kill, usually comes after three days of farting, its the final blow...
OMFG did you rip one? cuz it totally smells like death, its a damn corpse fart.
by dugeamser June 1, 2009
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sweaty fart

Gas emitting from the minimally wet sphincter. Usually during post workout. Can also occur when one's anus crack is too large to be effectively cleaned, has not been cleaned for a prolonged period and a large Mexican food meal has been consumed.
Dirk Chiseljaw finished his 500 rep bench press and promptly melted his spandex with a sweaty fart.
by WendellFong December 20, 2013
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Shoe fart

Victims include anyone wearing sandals with sweaty feet. The act of making a "farting" sound created by movement of the foot off the side of the shoe usually while walking.
"Samuel was walking to the train station on a hot summer day wearing sandals and no socks. His foot slipped inside of his shoe, making a farting sound. Everyone pointed and laughed at him."

"Dude, did you just hear that?"
"Yeah I heard that. It sounded like a fart. But I only smell sweaty feet"
"Samuel you shoe farter, Put some powder on those dawgs."
by Caw April 26, 2006
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farts with benefits

This is a flatus stage that bridges the gap between a plain fart and a full-on shart. Whereas a fart leaves no solid evidence and a shart is a shorts-changing, date-ending, messy experience... farts with benefits contain fart particles (a.k.a. fecal mist).

Farts with benefits may be somewhat harmless in small quantities, but continuation may amount to the messiness of a mild shart.
I realized that my crabby ass was due to farts with benefits and I had to change my stained drawers.
by FishFinderAZ May 10, 2007
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