taco sprinter

a fast running mexican waiter. often severing up food, drinks, refills or running to show how fast you have to run to get across the border.

HOLY CRAP!!! Did you see that taco sprinter ?!?!? He was like a bullet.

by more salsa April 19, 2006

Taco Police

The new name of all the police in the state of Arizona.

Just because I have a tan, the taco police pulled me over today to make sure I was legal.

by The Amazing Blue September 15, 2010

Taco Hoe

Sluty waitress, hostess, or bartender working at a Taco Mac. Wears their khaki shorts way way short. Guys may even get jobs at particular Taco Mac locations to make their rounds through the Taco Hoes. Customers may also visit a particular Taco Mac for the same results.

Kevin: Dude, are you going over to Mike's apartment to party later?
Randy: Hell yea man. Like ALL the Taco Hoes are gonna be there!

Kevin: Dude, lets go to Taco Mac until Mike gets off work and start the pre-game!

by PassportPledge February 9, 2010

taco miracle

Take a huge dump into some pregnant chick's gaping vag before she gives birth.

Jesus was born of a taco miracle.

by The MexiFuck July 22, 2011

Shrimp Taco

The act of having sex with a man who you wouldn't think had a small penis, but did

My friend Emma got totally shrimp taco'd by that hot guy at the bar last night!

by BigNoseBigDick August 9, 2017

Shit on a taco

An exclamation used to express surprise.

Shit on a taco! that was scary

by taboo fat cat June 17, 2011

hot taco

A Mexican lady that gives u a boner that just won't stop, but she is CHEESY on the inside too.

Damn, that chica is one hot taco.

I would totally fuck that hot taco.

by Jacob Nicaragua February 2, 2016